{"id":145,"date":"2008-08-29T15:17:10","date_gmt":"2008-08-29T20:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/?p=145"},"modified":"2010-07-30T20:10:06","modified_gmt":"2010-07-31T01:10:06","slug":"enzyte-owner-gets-25-year-jail-sentence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/?p=145","title":{"rendered":"Enzyte Owner Gets 25-Year Jail Sentence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Watch a lot of late-night television, like me?\u00a0 If so, you&#8217;re probably sick of all those Enzyte commercials they show during every commercial break.\u00a0 You know, the ones with the creepy &#8220;Smiling Bob&#8221; guy?\u00a0 Well, you won&#8217;t be seeing Bob or his commercials anymore.<\/p>\n<p>The owner of the company that sells Enzyte was <a href=\"http:\/\/ap.google.com\/article\/ALeqM5iRwWKqK8FgMRhFIP8bgARsaYx54wD92QNNR80\">sentenced to 25 years in prison for conspiracy, fraud, and money-laundering<\/a> related to Enzyte.\u00a0 Surprise: the product didn&#8217;t work.\u00a0 Plus, he refused legitimate returns from customers and had a bad habit of overcharging customer credit cards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watch a lot of late-night television, like me?\u00a0 If so, you&#8217;re probably sick of all those Enzyte commercials they show during every commercial break.\u00a0 You know, the ones with the creepy &#8220;Smiling Bob&#8221; guy?\u00a0 Well, you won&#8217;t be seeing Bob or his commercials anymore. The owner of the company that sells Enzyte was sentenced to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":227,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions\/227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}