{"id":12,"date":"2006-05-02T15:45:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-02T20:45:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2007-05-18T13:50:33","modified_gmt":"2007-05-18T19:50:33","slug":"trapped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"Trapped"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trapped.  Stuck in my condo, unable to leave.  Even within my condo, my movements are limited.<\/p>\n<p>Why am I trapped?  Because I sprained my ankle last night.  Pretty bad, too.  Bad enough that I can&#8217;t put much body weight on my left leg.  Which means that I can&#8217;t walk.  If I want to move from my couch to my office, for instance, I hop on my right leg over to the other room.  And showering last night was a major feat of one-legged gymnastics.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been icing down my ankle and keeping it elevated whenever I can (hard to do while working on a laptop).  I can already tell it has started to slightly heal, but it may be another couple of days before I can even walk to the grocery store across the street.<\/p>\n<p>On a more positive note, here are some funny video links (credits go to Jill and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clunkyrobot.com\">ClunkyRobot<\/a>):<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestweekever.tv\/2006\/04\/26\/propped-live-action-super-mario-brothers-re-enactment\/\">A live-action play that acts out the Super Mario Bros. video game<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Stephen Colbert&#8217;s keynote speech at the Correspondent Associates Dinner (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lcIRXur61II\">Part One<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HN0INDOkFuo\">Part Two<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rJvar7BKwvQ\">Part Three<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=spCknVcaSHg\">The Wes Anderson American Express ad<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trapped. Stuck in my condo, unable to leave. Even within my condo, my movements are limited. Why am I trapped? Because I sprained my ankle last night. Pretty bad, too. Bad enough that I can&#8217;t put much body weight on my left leg. Which means that I can&#8217;t walk. If I want to move [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}