Are you a fan of Futurama? Do you find Hermes’ random exclamations funny and entertaining? So do I! And a while back, I started writing down all of them while I was watching the episodes. There is no real purpose to this page except for my (and your) entertainment. Let me know if I am missing anything!<\/p>\n
Xmas Story<\/strong> How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back<\/strong> Deep South<\/strong> Anthology of Interest I<\/strong> A Tale of Two Santas<\/strong> Bendless Love<\/strong> Insane in the Mainframe<\/strong> The Route of All Evil<\/strong> Future Stock<\/strong> The Sting<\/strong> The Farnsworth Parabox<\/strong> Three Hundred Big Boys<\/strong> Are you a fan of Futurama? Do you find Hermes’ random exclamations funny and entertaining? So do I! And a while back, I started writing down all of them while I was watching the episodes. There is no real purpose to this page except for my (and your) entertainment. Let me know if I am […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":108,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-107","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":254,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/107\/revisions\/254"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/108"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moridin.com\/posts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nSweet lion of Zion!
\nSweet manatee of Galilee!<\/p>\n
\nGreat gorilla of Manilla!
\nGreat cow of Moscow!
\nGreat something of… someplace…<\/p>\n
\nGreat Jah’s dreadlocks!<\/p>\n
\nSweet giant anteater of Santa Anita! (The professor’s been eaten by giant anteaters!)<\/p>\n
\nSacred Boa of Western and Eastern Samoa!<\/p>\n
\nSweet lamprey of Sante Fe!<\/p>\n
\nSacred hog of Prague!<\/p>\n
\nCursed bacteria of Liberia!
\nSweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!<\/p>\n
\nGreat banda of Uganda!<\/p>\n
\nSweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!<\/p>\n
\nSweet honey bee of infinity!<\/p>\n
\nBabylon’s bells! I tallied almost three hundred bananas on this entertainment product!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"